Yeah, this is a teaserrrr!! It's not all work ya know. We stopped to snorkle at this place.

Ya have to pay 5 buckaroos to watch a movie about what not to do to the fish: no petting, no farting, no kissing, no feeding the piranha, no littering on the beach. In fact, when you are so hungry you forget to pack a lunch, you have to buy the ten dollar hamburger and ya dont get a straw because it ends up in the ocean and the sea turtles will use it to snort with and blow giant sea turtle farts at you when you try to ride them like a hurricane.

Yes, I saw a sea turtle. It bit off this chick's bikini.